Is that a reflex hammer in your pocket?

Or did you just get a free pen at a pharmaceutical luncheon?

Comic 22! There are only two things that Freud said that I give any credence to. 1) Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And 2) The libido is polymorphously perverse. Remember in Jurassic Park, when chaos mathematician Ian Malcolm (played by the inimitable Jeff Goldblum) is looking at the raptor eggs with Henry Wu?
"If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories, it crashes through barriers, painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is!"
"You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will... breed?"
"No, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."
The libido is much the same. It is polymorphous; it finds a way out. Ignore it for too long (vis-a-vis copious booklearning), and...wow. A skeleton looks svelte.

Look for this feature in the next evolution of man...

Comic 21! Complete with penis jokes! Tee hee hee. Neurology is a cool course, albeit incapacitating for an over-processor like myself. I get stuck in existential tailspins - using the brain to think about the brain which is my tool for thinking about the brain which is on the page and also in my skull (both of those referring to the brain) which is teamed up with Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain, Brain Brain Brain Brain...

[one stroke later] Neurology is a cool course, albeit...