"Though this be madness, yet there is method"

The other video from Cadaver Ball - la danse du Greg. Look at his face. Don't you want a taste of that happiness? Don't you want to FEEL what he FEELS? Don't you inexplicably have a CRAVING for fried chicken??

Soy un testículo.

Cadaver Ball was an inimitable good time. This video was part of the Quillen Jeopardy skit, and while context exists for it, I prefer to leave it enigmatic. Enjoy!

Think before you ink

Comic 25! (EDIT 10/28 - Aclepius-->Asclepius. Thanks Alyssa. Wow, my spelling is so bad that my blood type must be type O!)

Back in high school, we used to measure value in terms of Coke...or soda, or pop, depending on your region and predilections. I measured in units of Dr. Pepper; my veins ran maroon with that stuff. If a movie matinée was $6.00, that meant it was a 12 Coke movie. An evening flick was 16 Cokes. It was a good system, based on units that were meaningful to us. Like the hedon, or the util. All that is to say: I reach this point 3 more times and that's two Cokes.

Related images. To the fizzy tangent, not the tattoo thing. I said my piece.

Parenchyma Plenipotentiary

Comic 24! Hey, that's how old I am!

If you are quiet and listen deep within, you can hear the happy gland pumping n' squeezing.

*squish*

Ask your physician about Omphaloskepsipril.

comic twenty three.
back after long hiatus:
omphaloskepsis!

Yeech, almost a month between posts. Gives me a nails-on-chalkboard feeling. On a tangential note, talk about your really-useful-and-irreplaceable phrases that is about to have its swan song. The inexorable removal of the chalkboard from the classroom experience will doom a phrase that has no synonym, no semantic understudy, nothing to carry on its legacy of skin-crawly-heebie-jeebie-eerie-and-irritating-ness. What could take its place? "Knees on a Smartboard"? "Teeth on a PowerPoint"? "Nipples on a whiteboard"?