Unexpected confectionary

Comic 31. Here's wishing that in 2008, you are surprised by cake.

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Here's the straight dope: my dad bought himself a silver SLK280 convertible, and being the geek that he is, he named it Gandalf the Grey. So what better Christmas present than a portrait of it and the Balrog locked in the legendary struggle on the bridge of Khazad-dum?

Avuncular Christmas wisdom: "The key to life is dying with your shoes off."

æfferents.

Comic 30! Apologies for the delay, see previous post for excuses. Johnny Mnemonic would have thrived in medical school; some days it feels like memory-tricks are all we do. He would be right there with us post exams: "I gotta get this shit out of my head!"

My favorite: the carpal bones of the wrist.
Some Lovers Try Positions That They Cannot Handle.

When I grow up, I want to be a rocket surgeon!

Comic 29! You might notice some changes. (You might not. Don't worry, it's the sort of thing like when a parent dresses their toddler up in a burgundy shirt instead of the usual red one.) I'm drawing each comic at double-size and then compressing for the web. It makes for much smoother, clean lines; same resolution, less pixelation. The font has changed again; I think this will be the last time. I liked the previous one...but sometimes a man has got to do what a man has got to do. And that means the ability to capitalize. Might not be able to churn out another comic for a while. The end of this semester looks heinous.

Happy December, people. Christmas season is open. Lock and load.

I play doctor to win.

Comic 28! With a nod to the great Calvin & Hobbes.

Fembellishments & Mandangles

Comic 27!

I'm glad that English words don't have genders. Sure, Latin and French and Spanish are beautiful and all, but I never have to lift the skirt on the word "physiognomy". It just means what it means...you know, without the burden of genitals.

I had help writing this comic - mad proper respects. You know who you are.

Exposed. Times two.

Try explaining this to the curious passerby.

Remember remember the fifth of November
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.